Trevor Moore - The Ballad Of Billy John Chords

The main chords are Bb, D# and Gm. I recommend using barre chords
Bb                                         D#             Bb
Billy John was a simple man, worked in the fields most his life
                     Gm                          D#           Bb
He provided for his wife and kids and left his dreams on the side
                                        D#            Bb
One day when the kids left home billy picked up his guitar
               Gm                         D#                    Bb
It had been awhile but his fingers still knew how to reach the heart
                                           D#          Bb
He played a song about life and love, his hopes and regrets
                      Gm                     D#             Bb
Then with a little problem from the Mrs. he put it on the internet
                                             D#             Bb
When the views started pouring in, tears of joy started to fall
                            Gm                 D#                Bb
Then they scrolled to the comment section and this is what they saw
Chorus:
Bb
 Eat a bag of sh*t cuntface
D#                        Bb
 Go blow your f**king dad
                                           D#      Bb
This sh*t just raped my ears never heard nothin so bad
              Gm
I hope you f**king die
       D#           Bb
And I hope you get aids
                 Gm  
You should just kill yourself
          D#
You're a fag
     Bb
Lol gay
Bb                                          D#                  Bb
 Billy's wife watched her husband as he shrugged and tried to smile
             Gm                          D#              Bb
He put his guitar away and stopped and stared at it for awhile
                                       D#          Bb
She knew he felt like a fool and he'd never play again
                      Gm             D#      Bb
So she turned on her webcam and her message began
She said:
Bb                                    F
 The man you've hurt tonight, I've watched for 35 years
Gm                                              F
 He's got a kind and gentle soul and thanks to you
 
 That soul is in tears
And the people said:
Bb
 Shut the f**k up fatty
D#
 Show us your tits
Bb
 One out of ten I wouldn't bang
             D#                  Bb
I bet she'd try to eat your dick
                       Gm
You should go get sterilized
             D#        Bb
So that you cant have kids
                           Gm                 D#              Bb
Then they photoshopped a bunch of pictures of her covered in jizz
          Bb
Well the video went viral
      D#                  Bb
Huh, fifty-seven million hits
                   Gm           D#       Bb
Billy John's wife became a meme on the internet
                                       D#               Bb
They played the clip on cnn and read tweets about her weight
                         Gm                   D#          Bb
Cause I guess thats the sorta thing that the news does nowadays
                                     D#                      Bb
Billy John and his wife did nothing wrong, and they weren't dumb
                Gm                 D#             Bb
They just hadnt paid attention to what we'd all become
Bb                                  D#               Bb
 But a couple weeks later, after avoiding it for sometime
                    Gm                        D#        Bb
A broken down and changed Billy John finally went back online
 
Bb                                     F            
 He found a page of a blogger, still makin' fun of his wife
Gm                                   F 
 He signed up, made an account and this is what he typed
Bb        
 Eat a bag of sh*t cuntface
D#                        Bb
 Go blow your f**king dad
                                     D#             Bb
Your sh*t just raped my eyes, never read nothin' so bad
Bb           Gm      
I hope you f**king die
       D#            Bb
And I hope you get aids  
                      Gm                 D#                Bb                      
And the world lost a Billy John and it gained more of the same
End on Bb