Trevor Moore - Gays Got Married Acoustic Chords

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I grew up in an American town
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No locks on the doors
When we all bedded down
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To sleep
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Met a pretty young girl, and made her my bride
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After church on Sundays, take the kids for a ride
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Down the street
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Swimming holes, catching fireflies in jars
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Spend the evening staring at the stars

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Then the gays got married (gays got married)
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And the plant shut down (plant shut down)
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And the crops dried up (the crops dried up)
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Everywhere around (Everywhere around)
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Then the gays started kissin' (started kissin')
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And the state said "Cool" (cool)
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And they made all the kids
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Be gay in school
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'cause them gays got married (gays got married)
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They announced it on TV
Jumped in my truck and slammed reverse
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I had to get to my family
Before the gay could get there first
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Hauling ass down the interstate
In my throat I could my heart
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I didn't know how much time I had
Before all the orgies would start
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And they're grabbing guys like me
And they're pulling us out of our trucks
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  And they're kissing our lips, and nibbling our ears
And all sorts of sexy stuff
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  And they're taking us out to fancy hotels
And partying the night away
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  And they're saying how good we look in their shirt
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When we wake up the next day
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No, I dare not look back
To see what's behind
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They almost got me once
When I was surfing online
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But as strong and straight as I know I am
Every man can be pushed too far
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I've seen the devil, and the devil looks like
Mario Lopez in jean shorts washing his car
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I pulled up into my house
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And I quickly ran inside
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I grabbed my lovely spouse
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But I felt no love when I looked in her eyes
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The gay had gone airborne
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And I didn't make it in time
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My family unit
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Had already been undermined
Because

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The gays got married (gays got married)
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And released gay spores (gay spores)
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And all the straight people (all the people)
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Weren't in love no more (never love no more)
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'cause them gays got married (gays got married)

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Been in this bunker three long years
Canned food and recycled air
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Yet I shudder when I think about
What must be happening up there
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A radioactive scorched desertscape
Ruled by roving biker gangs
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With scary tattoos and muscley arms
Blue eyes and super cute bangs
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So I'll seal myself off from everyone
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And hide here until I die
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Confused and angry, sad and alone
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And I know the reason why...

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'cause the gays got married (the gays got married)
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The gays got married (the gays got married)
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The gays got married (the gays got married)
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The gays got married