WWW.AZCHORDS.COM | Tom Green - Rub Your Balls Ukulele | Ver. 1
Tom Green - Hey kids, rub your balls (The Educational Cancer Song)
Because I couldn't find any other good chords for this song with the lyrics, I
found them out myself and here it is. There's just one word i couldn't figure out.
It has question marks next to them.
You can always mail or ICQ me if you have the good word. Also, sometimes the chords
may be a bit off, but I think for most of the song they're right.
Enjoy! :-)
OO-PIN :)
Oh yeah, and the words printer in CAPITALS should be sorta shouted... listen
2 the song 2 get it right.
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F F F F
F C G C
Hey kids, feel your balls, so you don't get cancer
F C G C
Hey kids, feel your balls, so you don't get cancer
F C G C
Feel your balls, squeeze your balls, tease your balls, please your balls
C C C C
F C G C (2x)
F C G C F C G C
Early detection is the key, rub your balls and you won't get cancer
F C G C
F C G C
Hey kids, feel your balls, so you don't get cancer
F C G C
Hey kids, feel your balls, you don't want cancer
F C G C
Rub your balls, squeeze your balls, so you don't get cancer
C
MASTURBATE EVERY DAY
F C G C
Hey kids, feel your balls, so you don't get cancer
F C G C
Hey kids, rub your balls, so you don't get cancer
C
RUB YOUR BALLS WHILE MASTURBATING
F C G C
Hey kids, rub your balls while masturbating looking for lumps
F C G C
If you find a lump, then go to the doctor and get your testicles loomed(??)
C
RUB YOUR TESTICLES
C
WHILE MASTURBATING, OR WHILE NOT MASTURBATING
F C G C
Rub your balls for no reason other than for checking for cancer
F C G C
Or rub your balls specifically for the only reason of checking for cancer
F C
Or rub your balls only for pleasure
F C G C
Or for pleasure and for checking it for cancer at the same time
F C G C
You can pleasure your balls and also check for cancer at the same time
F C G C
You can pleasure yourself and also check for cancer at the same time
C
TWO BIRDS, ONE STONE
F C G C
Pleasure your balls and check them for cancer at the same time