Todd Snider - Conservative Christian, Right Wing, Republican, Straight, White, American Males Chords

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Conservative Christian, Right Wing Republican, Straight White American 
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Males.
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Gay Bashing Black Fearing Whore Fighting Tree Killing Regional Leaders of 
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Sale
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Frat Housing, Cake Tapping, Shirt Tucking Back Slapping Haters of Hippys 
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Like Me
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Tree Hugging Peace Loving, Pot Smoking, Porn Watching Lazy Ass Hippies Like
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Me
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Tree Hugging Love Making Pro Choicing Gay Wedding Widespread Diggin Hippies
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Like Me
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Skin Colored Blinded, Conspiracy Minded    Protestors of Corporate Greed
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We Who Have Nothing and Most Likely Will Til We All End Up Locked up in Jail
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By Conservative Christian, Right Wing Republican, Straight White American 
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Males.

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Diamonds and Dogs Boys and Girls 
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Living Together in Two Separate Worlds
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Following Leaders of Mountains of Shame
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Looking for Someone to Blame  --- I know who I’d like to Blame

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Conservative Christian, Right Wing Republican, Straight White American Males.
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Soul Saving Flag Waving Rush Loving Lamp Haven Personal Friends to theQuayles
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Quite Diligently Working so Hard to Keep the Free Reins of this Democracy
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Tree Loving, Peace Loving, Pot Smoking, Barefooting Lazy Ass Hippies Like Me