WWW.AZCHORDS.COM | Toby Turner - Theres A Floppy Disk On The Floor Ukulele | Ver. 1
Am C G C Am
I don't like cleaning but my momma makes me anyway
C G C Am
She said, "I'm sick of this cr*p, boy you gonna clean the house today."
C G C Am
She said, "I'ma go to the store and when I come home it better be done."
C G C Am
I said, "No problem, ma, I'ma pick my sh*t up one by one."
F C G F C
When she walked out the door I started cleanin' like she said.
Am C G C Am
The only problem is I am easily distracted.
F C G F C
I started cleaning sh*t 'til something shiny caught my eye...
Am C G C Am
it was a plastic square with dimensions of 3.5.
Chorus (bar in parentheses)
A G A(5) G
There's a floppy disk on the floor, There's a floppy disk on the floor, Baw.
A G A(5) G
There's a floppy disk on the floor, There's a floppy disk on the floor, Oww.
D(10) C(8) D(10) C(8)
There's a floppy disk on the floor, There's a floppy disk on the floor, Aow.
D(10) C(8) D(10) C(8)
There's a floppy disk on the floor, There's a floppy disk on the floor
Am C G C Am
Next thing I knew, door flew right open, she came in with groceries.
C G C Am
Oh no all I did was sing this song, maybe I have ADD.
F C G F C
She pointed fervently at all the mess her eyes ablazed.
Am C G C Am
But then she froze right there when something shiny caught her gaze.
F C G C Am
I'm sure it wasn't hard to see how little I had done.
Am C G C Am
But then she looked at me and then we sang in unison.
A G A(5) G
There's a floppy disk on the floor, There's a floppy disk on the floor, Baw.
A G A(5) G
There's a floppy disk on the floor, There's a floppy disk on the floor, Oww.
D(10) C(8) D(10) C(8)
There's a floppy disk on the floor, There's a floppy disk on the floor, Aow.
D(10) C(8) D(10) C(8)
There's a floppy disk on the floor, There's a floppy disk on the floor
Am C G C Am
So it was we stood right there, just singing that repeatedly.
C G C Am
The only explanation is that it was destiny.
F C G F C
Or maybe black magic would be, oh no that don't excist.
Am C G C Am
I guess I'll sing the chorus one more time if you insist.
A G A(5) G
There's a floppy disk on the floor, There's a floppy disk on the floor, Baw.
A G A(5) G
There's a floppy disk on the floor, There's a floppy disk on the floor, Oww.
D(10) C(8) D(10) C(8)
There's a floppy disk on the floor, There's a floppy disk on the floor, Aow.
D(10) C(8) D(10) C(8)
There's a floppy disk on the floor, There's a floppy disk on the floor
A G E(0) A(5)
There's a floppy disk on the floooooor, Baaw.
