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I MIGHT BE A CUNT - TISM
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Tuning: Standard
A note for fans, Yay! TISM!
Lyrics:
C5 A#5 C5
I might be a rock star, but i'll never be a critic
C5 A#5 C5
I might like porno but Baywatch is f**king sick!
E5 F5 G5 C5
I might have screwed you sister, but i'll never screw your mum
E5 F5 G5 A5 G5 F5 E5 F5 E5 F5
I might have gone to uni, but at least i know im dumb
C F
I might be a cunt whoa oh
C F G C
I might be a cunt but im not a f**king cunt!
C5 A#5 C5
I might hide my small penis, but at least not by owning a gun
C5 A#5 C5
I might not be homosexual, but i've slept with a guy who's one
E5 F5 G5 C5
I might agree with Jesus, but i ain't got no religious belief
E5 F5 G5 A5 G5 F5 E5 F5 E5 F5
At least i clean the drops up when i p**s on the toilet seat.
C F
I might be a cunt whoa oh
C F G C
I might be a cunt but im not a f**king cunt!
Knicker knicker knob me????
C5 A#5 C5
I might barrack for Port Power, but never for the Crows
C5 A#5 C5
I might watch a current affair, but i watch frontline also
E5 F5 G5 C5
I might like Tarantino, but sometimes you've gotta wonder?
E5 F5 G5 A5 G5 F5 E5 F5
I mightn't tell the truth all the time Hey what's your mum's number?
C F
I might be a cunt whoa oh
C F G C
I might be a cunt but im not a f**king cunt!
F G C
but im not a f**king cunt!
F G C
but im not a f**king cunt!
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