Tim Wilson - I Could Be Wrong Ukulele

 I could be wrong      Tim Wilson
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I guess I'm tired of Oprah Winfrey's ass
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Tellin' me every move to make
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And I'm tired of Martha Stewart's ass
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Tellin' me how to bake a cake
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And I've just about had my fill
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Of Doctor f**king Phil
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Tired of looking at Tiger's ass
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And Shaquil O' f**king Neal
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Paris Hilton could f**k up a county fair
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Just proof that you can be stupid
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And still be a billion-f**king-aire
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I'm tired of Simon's ass tellin' people that they can't sing
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I'd fire Donald Trump's ass for knowing every f**king thing
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Jenn and Brad and Angelina's ass
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I'm about tired of lookin' at them
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And I'm about ready for Hollywood's ass
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To run out of f**king film!
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I'm tired of everything on TV
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Everybody loves Raymond
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Except for f**king me!
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I'm tired of that Lance's ass
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In France ridin' on a bike
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And I could purty much give a damn
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What some actress's dress looks like
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It'd be nice if Hip-Hop's ass would finally learn to play three cords
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And I'm about fed up with Nashville's ass
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And the "Hand-me-a-trophy" awards
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Barry Bonds hittin' a bunch of fake home runs
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And that fake-ass Larry the Cable's ass
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And Git Er f**king Done!
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I'd like to watch football's ass
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Without worryin' about B.O.
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And I'm resolved to tell W's ass
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Where the f**k he can f**king go
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I'd be the first to second
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Tellin' the third world what the f**k they can f**king do!
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It'd be fun to watch Mel Gibson's ass gettin' whipped by the Jews
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I'm tired of my own ass singing this f**king song
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There's a lot of people's ass I'm tired of
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But the list's too f**king long!
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And I could be wrong...
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OHH, I could be wrong!



sounded pretty good with four beers in but I could be wrong