Tim Minchin - Its Not Ukulele

(Perfect)
Tim Minchin – Not perfect
DVD: So Live!

Chords

   A     E     D     Dm    A7    F#m   Bsus4 B
E |-0---|-0---|-2---|-1---|-3---|-2---|-2---|-2---|
H |-2---|-0---|-3---|-3---|-2---|-2---|-5---|-4---|
G |-2---|-1---|-2---|-2---|-0---|-2---|-4---|-4---|
D |-2---|-2---|-0---|-0---|-2---|-4---|-4---|-4---|
A |-0---|-2---|-----|-----|-0---|-4---|-2---|-2---|
E |-----|-0---|-----|-----|-----|-2---|-----|-----|

   Bsus2  A6sus2 Bm    Bm11/A  Dsus2/H  Dsus2/A  C#
E |-2----|-0----|-2---|--0----|--0-----|--0-----|-4---|
H |-2----|-0----|-3---|--3----|--3-----|--3-----|-6---|
G |-4----|-4----|-4---|--4----|--2-----|--2-----|-6---|
D |-4----|-4----|-4---|--4----|--0-----|--0-----|-6---|
A |-2----|-0----|-2---|--0----|--2-----|--0-----|-4---|
E |------|------|-----|-------|--------|--------|-----|



Earth)--
            A          E
This is my earth and I live in it
     D                  Dm
It's one third dirt and two thirds water
       A
And it rotates and revolves through space
    A7
At rather an impressive pace
D                Dm           A
  And never even messes up my hair
    F#m
And here's the really weird thing
    Bsus4         B
The force created by its spin
       D                    A              E
Is the force that stops the chaos flooding in


        Bsus2   A6sus2       Dsus2/H  Dsus2/A
This is my Earth .. and it's fine
     E                            C#       F#m
It's where I spend the vast majority of my time
         Bm    Bm11/A        A
It's not perfect .. but it's mine
         Bm Bm11/A  D*
It's not perfect

  -> D*
E |---------5-------------------5--|
H |--^3---3----3--3-3-3-3-3---3----|
G |--|2-2-------------------2------|
D |--|0----------------------------|
A |--------------------------------|
E |--------------------------------|



Country)--
           A             E
This is my country and I live in it
     D              Dm
It's pretty big and nice to walk on 
        A
And the bloke who runs my country
    A7
Has built a demagoguery
D                     Dm             A
  And taught us to be fearful and boring
        F#m
And the weirdest thing is that he is
   Bsus4        B
Conservative of politics
    D             A             E
But really rather radical of eyebrow


        Bsus2     A6sus2       Dsus2/H  Dsus2/A
This is my country .. and it's fine
     E                            C#       F#m
It's where I spend the vast majority of my time
         Bm    Bm11/A        A
It's not perfect .. but it's mine
         Bm Bm11/A  D*
It's not perfect



House)--
           A           C#
This is my house and I live in it
     D                  Dm
It's made of cracks and photographs
   A                               A7
We rent it off a guy who bought it from a guy
                     D
Who bought it from a guy
              Dm           A
Whose grandad left it to him
        F#m
And the weirdest thing is that this house
    Bsus4             B
Has locks to keep the baddies out
            D              A             E
But they're mostly used to lock ourselves in


        Bsus2   A6sus2       Dsus2/H  Dsus2/A
This is my house .. and it's fine
     E                            C#       F#m
It's where I spend the vast majority of my time
         Bm    Bm11/A        A
It's not perfect .. but it's mine
         Bm    Bm11/A        G*
It's not perfect .. but it's mine

  -> G*
E |--3--2-0-3--2--0-0-------| stroke down
H |--3--3-3-3--3--2-2--2h3--| with thumb
G |--0--0-0-0--0--2-2--2----|
D |--0--0-0-0--0--0-0--0----|
A |--2--2-2-2--2--0-0-------|
E |--3----3-3-----2-2-------| x2 (2nd one don't play last thing –x- )
                       -x-

Body)--
           A          E
This is my body and I live in it
     D      Dm
It's 31 and 6 months old
     A
It's changed a lot since it was new
     A7
It's done stuff it wasn't built to do
D                Dm              A
  I often try to fill it up with wine
        F#m
And the weirdest thing about it is
  Bsus4              B
I spend so much time hating it
       D            A           E
But it never says a bad word about me


        Bsus2   A6sus2      Dsus2/H  Dsus2/A
This is my body .. and it's fine
     E                            C#       F#m
It's where I spend the vast majority of my time
         Bm    Bm11/A        A
It's not perfect .. but it's mine
         Bm Bm11/A  D*
It's not perfect



Brain)--
           A           C#
This is my brain and I live in it
     D                Dm
It's made of love and bad song lyrics
     A
It's tucked away behind my eyes
      A7
Where all my f**ked up thoughts can hide
D                  Dm          A
  Cos God forbid I hurt somebody
        F#m
And the weirdest thing about a mind
        Bsus4        B
Is that every answer that you find
       D          A             E
Is the basis of a brand new cliché


        Bsus2   A6sus2       Dsus2/H  Dsus2/A
This is my brain .. and it's fine
     E                            C#       F#m
It's where I spend the vast majority of my time
         Bm    Bm11/A        A
It's not perfect .. but it's mine
         Bm    Bm11/A        A
It's not perfect .. but it's mine
         Bm Bm11/A
It's not perfect
    A                                     Bm Bm11/A  A
I'm not quite sure I've worked out how to work it
         Bm    Bm11/A        G*
It's not perfect .. but it's mine



  -> G*
E |--3--2-0-3--2--0-0-------| stroke down
H |--3--3-3-3--3--2-2--2h3--| with thumb
G |--0--0-0-0--0--2-2--2----|
D |--0--0-0-0--0--0-0--0----|
A |--2--2-2-2--2--0-0-------|
E |--3----3-3-----2-2-------| x2

E |--^3-----2---0---3---2---------------0---------| picking
H |--|3-------3---3---3----2-2—2h3----------------|
G |--|0---0----------------2-2--------------------|
D |--|0--------------------0-0------------7-------|
A |---------------------------------------7-------|
E |---------------------------------------5-------|



... this tab is not perfect. but it's mine. haha.
no, it's tim's. who i'd like to thank for this brilliant heart touching song.