Tiger Lillies - Heaven To Hell Ukulele

  Tiger Lillies - Heaven to Hell

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I thought I'd be happy in heaven
C
I thought it would be swell
A#
I thought I'd be happy in heaven
C
In fact I'm as unhappy as hell

F
The harps, they all bore me
C
St. Peter's jokes are a farce
A#
The angels look down their noses
C
because I'm from a different class

F
St. Mathews discovered religion
C
He converts people every day
A#
Whenever he gets near me
C
I tell him to go away

F
St. Christopher, I've been rude to him
C
I told him what he could do with his staff
A#
I told him where he could stick it
C
And he didn't laugh

F
Only old Mary is good'un
C
Yeah, she's a good sort
A#
She's generous with everyone
C
She's a good sport

Fm
And God, he's a miserable bastard
Am
He's always making up rules
A#m
I'm terribly disillusioned
C
I think he's a silly old fool

F
Jesus, he plays the guitar
C
He sings like Joni Mitchell
A#
I thought I'd be happy in heaven
C                          F
But in fact I'm unhappy as hell