Those Poor Bastards - Crooked Man Chords

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I am a crooked man bent down by sin.  i am a crooked man bent down by sin
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flood waters risin fast(oh lord)  dead bodies floating past (right down)
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tornadoes swoopin down(right now)  out of satans funeral crown (oh lord)

I had a date tonight (yes sir) with a gal from out of state (oh lord)
her daddy was a police man (that's right) had himself a police badge (oh boy)
he said i was doomed to fail said his daughters better off in jail

i am a crooked man bent dwn by sin i am a crooked man bent down by sin

my uncle was a christian man (good lord) but the lord didn't give a dam (oh boy)
he lived sick and homeless (so poor) when he died i didn't even notice (no sir)
me i only have one belief (what's that) everythings worse than it seems (oh boy
i'm a doomsday preacher boy get yo bucket and start to cry

i am a crooked man bent down by sin. i am a crooked man bent down by sin

to other folks i can not relate I could try but i aint
people just want facy cars, fancy house expensive clothes
F**k that s**t
its f**king wrong (yeah boy) all i want is to live real long(real long)
i wanna watch my body decay(good lord) my health suffer and my heads a grey (yeah boy)
and the devil can take me away Satan you can have your way

i am a crooked man bent down by sin. i am a crooked man bent down by sin
i am a crooked man bent down by sin. i am a crooked man bent down by sin