They Might Be Giants - Unrelated Thing Ukulele

Verse 1:
	C      F	G       F        C    F C
Do you smile 'cause I'm funny?  said the man
	C      F	G       F        G    
I wasn't joking and I meant the things I said.
       Am          D              C            F
Not at all, not at all.  said the woman to the man
       C       F     G    F    C         F C
I was thinking of an unrelated thing.

Chorus 1:
Am              F 
Unconnected and free, 
Dm              F     G
no relationship to anything.
 
Verse 2:
How come you never look me in the eye?
Aren't you listening to me said the man
Not at all, not at all
Said the woman to the man
I'm still thinking of an unrelated thing

Chorus 2:
Somewhere other than here
Something else besides the man

Verse 3:
Please explain the expression on your face
Then I'll know what's beneath it said the man
No you won't, no you won't
Said the woman to the man
I'll be thinking of an unrelated thing
I'll be thinking of an unrelated thing