They Might Be Giants - Stalk Of Wheat Ukulele

Verse 1:
 C                                G#dim9
I went for a walk on a stalk, on a stalk of wheat
       Gdim9                C
And it felt like a trillion feet
                                              G#dim9
I was looking for a friend at the end, at the end of the line
       Gdim9                   C
And it took me till the end of time

Chorus:
      Em                     G#dim9                  Dm7
I was all out of luck like a duck, like a duck that died
      Am                      Am/G#                 D7
I was all out of juice like a moose, like a moose denied
      C                       D7
I was all out of money like a bunny that's broke
      C                      D7
I was all out of work like a jerk who's a joke
          C/G                   Am       
And I was out of ideas, like I is, like I is,
       C/G                  B       C      B   C
Like I is, like I is, I was out of ideas...of ideas

Verse 2:
  C                                 G#dim9
I once had a dream of a gleam, of a gleam in my eye
          Gdim9                  C
And I'll have it till the day I die
                                       G#dim9
I had a thought bubble of trouble, of trouble and strife
       Gdim9                         C
And I'll have it for the rest of my life

Chorus:   
      Em                     G#dim9                  Dm7
I was all out of luck like a duck, like a duck that died
      Am                      Am/G#                 D7
I was all out of juice like a moose, like a moose denied
      C                       D7
I was all out of money like a bunny that's broke
      C                      D7
I was all out of work like a jerk who's a joke
          C/G                   Am       
And I was out of ideas, like I is, like I is,
       C/G                  B       C      B   C
Like I is, like I is, I was out of ideas...of ideas...of ideas...of ideas.