The Taxpayers - Everybody Does A Little Cocksucking Ukulele

it's pretty simple just listen along to get the rhythm

Verses
C A F G

Chorus
C A F C

Everybody does a little cocksucking!
When the bottle's dry and luck runs thin, we're filled between our teeth. Everybody does 
a little cocksucking and even though you had to run away, I still love you anyway

Plastic splinters in our fingers, razors at our throats
The cheapest whiskey by the pint, the cheapest rags instead of clothes
Plastic splinters in our fingers, razors at our throats
The cheapest actions by the score and shallow moans

Shaky, bloodshot eyeballs, twitching muscles, hollow bones
The cheapest whiskey by the pint, the cheapest rags instead of clothes
Shaky, bloodshot eyeballs, twitching muscles, hollow bones
The cheapest actions by the score and shallow moans