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The Lonely Island - Mother Lover Ukulele

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Mother Lover Ukulele

(ver. 1)
The Lonely Island


Intro: Am Em F

Am 
 Oh dang, what is it dawg?
  Em         F
I forgot its Mothers Day
Am
 Didn't get a gift for her
Em              F
Other plans got in the way
Am
 She'll be so disappointed
Em         F
 Damn I forgot it too
Am 
 This could have been avoided
Em                   F
What the hell are we gonna do?

Am                       Em            F
 My moms been so forlorn ever since my daddy left, COLD
Am                        Em               F
 No one to hold her tight life has put her to the test
Am                          Em               F
 I know just what you mean, my mom's been so sad and gray, WORD
Am                               Em                    F
 My dad can't satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he passed away

Am                             Em                         F  
Hold Up, you thinkin' what I'm thinkin', I'm thinkin' I'm thinkin' too
Am                       Em                    F  
Slow up, What time is it dawg, it's time for a switcharoo
Am                      Em               F  
 We both love our moms, women with grown women needs
Am                       Em                     F  
 I say we break 'em off, show 'em how much they really mean

Chorus:
       G
'Cause I'm a mother lover, you're a mother lover
                    Am                        F
We should f*** each others mothers, f*** each others moms
     G
I'll push in that place that you came out as a baby
                    Am                          F
Ain't no doubt that sh** is crazy, f***in' each others moms
       G
'Cause every mother's day needs a mother's night
   Am                         Em             F
If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right
    Am                            Em      F
I'm callin' on you 'cause I can't do it myself
   Am                           Em           F
To me you're like a brother, so be my mother lover

Am                                           Em                    F
 I'll be laying on the couch waitin' for you mom clutchin' on this lube and roses
Am                        Em                         F
 I got my digital camera, I'mma make your momma do a million poses
Am                         Em          F
 They will be so surprised,  we are so cool and thoughtful
Am                            Em                         F
 Can't wait to pork your mom, Im'ma be the syrup she can be my waffle
Am                         Em               F
Show'd up, my mother loves bubble bath with chamomile
Am                             Em          F
Straight up, give it to my mom D-D-D-D-D-D-doggystyle
Am                         Em            F
 This is the perfect plan, for a perfect mother's day
Am                               Em               F
 They'll have to rename this one all up under the covers day

Chorus:
       G
'Cause I'm a mother lover, you're a mother lover
                    Am                        F
We should f*** each others mothers ,f*** each others moms
     G
I'll push in their place where you came out as a baby
                    Am                          F
Ain't no doubt that sh** is crazy, f***in' each others moms, break it down

G
It would be my honor to be your new step-father
Am                      F
It would be my honor to be your new step-father
    G
And while you're in my mother, make me another brother, Yeah
    Am                             F
And while I'm in your mother, I'll never use a rubber, Oh!

       G
'Cause every mother's day needs a mother's night
   Am                         Em             F
If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right
    Am                            Em      F                              
I'm callin' on you 'cause I can't do it myself
   Am                           Em           F
To me you're like a brother, so be my mother lover

     G
They blessed us both with the gift of life
    Am                                 Em            F
She brought you in this world so Im'ma sex her right
            Am                          Em        F
This is the second best idea that we've ever had
    Am                      Em           F
The choice can be no other, be my mother lover
Am
Happy Mother's Day



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Capo 5 Version
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Capo 5

Intro: Em Bm C

Em 
 Oh dang, what is it dawg?
  Bm         C
I forgot its Mothers Day
Em
 Didn't get a gift for her
Bm              C
Other plans got in the way
Em
 She'll be so disappointed
Bm         C
 Damn I forgot it too
Em 
 This could have been avoided
Bm                   C
What the hell are we gonna do?

Em                       Bm            C
 My moms been so forlorn ever since my daddy left, COLD
Em                        Bm               C
 No one to hold her tight life has put her to the test
Em                          Bm               C
 I know just what you mean, my mom's been so sad and gray, WORD
Em                               Bm                    C
 My dad can't satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he passed away

Em                             Bm                         C  
Hold Up, you thinkin' what I'm thinkin', I'm thinkin' I'm thinkin' too
Em                       Bm                    C  
Slow up, What time is it dawg, it's time for a switcharoo
Em                      Bm               C  
 We both love our moms, women with grown women needs
Em                       Bm                     C  
 I say we break 'em off, show 'em how much they really mean

Chorus:
       D
'Cause I'm a mother lover, you're a mother lover
                    Em                        C
We should f*** each others mothers, f*** each others moms
     D
I'll push in that place that you came out as a baby
                    Em                          C
Ain't no doubt that sh** is crazy, f***in' each others moms
       D
'Cause every mother's day needs a mother's night
   Em                         Bm             C
If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right
    Em                            Bm      C
I'm callin' on you 'cause I can't do it myself
   Em                           Bm           C
To me you're like a brother, so be my mother lover

Em                                           Bm                    C
 I'll be laying on the couch waitin' for you mom clutchin' on this lube and roses
Em                        Bm                         C
 I got my digital camera, I'mma make your momma do a million poses
Em                         Bm          C
 They will be so surprised,  we are so cool and thoughtful
Em                            Bm                         C
 Can't wait to pork your mom, Im'ma be the syrup she can be my waffle
Em                         Bm               C
Show'd up, my mother loves bubble bath with chamomile
Em                             Bm          C
Straight up, give it to my mom D-D-D-D-D-D-doggystyle
Em                         Bm            C
 This is the perfect plan, for a perfect mother's day
Em                               Bm               C
 They'll have to rename this one all up under the covers day

Chorus:
       D
'Cause I'm a mother lover, you're a mother lover
                    Em                        C
We should f*** each others mothers ,f*** each others moms
     D
I'll push in their place where you came out as a baby
                    Em                          C
Ain't no doubt that sh** is crazy, f***in' each others moms, break it down

D
It would be my honor to be your new step-father
Em                      C
It would be my honor to be your new step-father
    D
And while you're in my mother, make me another brother, Yeah
    Em                             C
And while I'm in your mother, I'll never use a rubber, Oh!

       D
'Cause every mother's day needs a mother's night
   Em                         Bm             C
If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right
    Em                            Bm      C                              
I'm callin' on you 'cause I can't do it myself
   Em                           Bm           C
To me you're like a brother, so be my mother lover

     D
They blessed us both with the gift of life
    Em                                 Bm            C
She brought you in this world so Im'ma sex her right
            Em                          Bm        C
This is the second best idea that we've ever had
    Em                      Bm           C
The choice can be no other, be my mother lover
Em
Happy Mother's Day

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Capo 7 Version
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Capo 7

Intro: Dm Am Bb

Dm 
 Oh dang, what is it dawg?
  Am         Bb
I forgot its Mothers Day
Dm
 Didn't get a gift for her
Am              Bb
Other plans got in the way
Dm
 She'll be so disappointed
Am         Bb
 Damn I forgot it too
Dm 
 This could have been avoided
Am                   Bb
What the hell are we gonna do?

Dm                       Am            Bb
 My moms been so forlorn ever since my daddy left, COLD
Dm                        Am               Bb
 No one to hold her tight life has put her to the test
Dm                          Am               Bb
 I know just what you mean, my mom's been so sad and gray, WORD
Dm                               Am                    Bb
 My dad can't satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he passed away

Dm                             Am                         Bb  
Hold Up, you thinkin' what I'm thinkin', I'm thinkin' I'm thinkin' too
Dm                       Am                    Bb  
Slow up, What time is it dawg, it's time for a switcharoo
Dm                      Am               Bb  
 We both love our moms, women with grown women needs
Dm                       Am                     Bb  
 I say we break 'em off, show 'em how much they really mean

Chorus:
       C
'Cause I'm a mother lover, you're a mother lover
                    Dm                        Bb
We should f*** each others mothers, f*** each others moms
     C
I'll push in that place that you came out as a baby
                    Dm                          Bb
Ain't no doubt that sh** is crazy, f***in' each others moms
       C
'Cause every mother's day needs a mother's night
   Dm                         Am             Bb
If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right
    Dm                            Am      Bb
I'm callin' on you 'cause I can't do it myself
   Dm                           Am           Bb
To me you're like a brother, so be my mother lover

Dm                                           Am                    Bb
 I'll be laying on the couch waitin' for you mom clutchin' on this lube and roses
Dm                        Am                         Bb
 I got my digital camera, I'mma make your momma do a million poses
Dm                         Am          Bb
 They will be so surprised,  we are so cool and thoughtful
Dm                            Am                         Bb
 Can't wait to pork your mom, Im'ma be the syrup she can be my waffle
Dm                         Am               Bb
Show'd up, my mother loves bubble bath with chamomile
Dm                             Am          Bb
Straight up, give it to my mom D-D-D-D-D-D-doggystyle
Dm                         Am            Bb
 This is the perfect plan, for a perfect mother's day
Dm                               Am               Bb
 They'll have to rename this one all up under the covers day

Chorus:
       C
'Cause I'm a mother lover, you're a mother lover
                    Dm                        Bb
We should f*** each others mothers ,f*** each others moms
     C
I'll push in their place where you came out as a baby
                    Dm                          Bb
Ain't no doubt that sh** is crazy, f***in' each others moms, break it down

C
It would be my honor to be your new step-father
Dm                      Bb
It would be my honor to be your new step-father
    C
And while you're in my mother, make me another brother, Yeah
    Dm                             Bb
And while I'm in your mother, I'll never use a rubber, Oh!

       C
'Cause every mother's day needs a mother's night
   Dm                         Am             Bb
If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right
    Dm                            Am      Bb                              
I'm callin' on you 'cause I can't do it myself
   Dm                           Am           Bb
To me you're like a brother, so be my mother lover

     C
They blessed us both with the gift of life
    Dm                                 Am            Bb
She brought you in this world so Im'ma sex her right
            Dm                          Am        Bb
This is the second best idea that we've ever had
    Dm                      Am           Bb
The choice can be no other, be my mother lover
Dm
Happy Mother's Day
            
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