The Lonely Island - 3-way The Golden Rule Ukulele

E
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
     B
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
C#m 
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
     A
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah 
E
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah 
     B
Yeah yeah yeah no no 
C#m
Yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah 
     A
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
 

verse 1

E
Summertime in the city
    B
And everybody's having sex 
      C#m                                     A
You know I just got a page from a girl that I met last week at the Payless
 
Shoe stores
E                               B 
I also have a cutie to call who likes the way I knock on her boots 
                          C#m
Well let's help them back
 
Let's handle that
 
In two-to-six hours,
      A
We'll meet back here and regroup
 
Now let's shoop 
E
Roll up to her crib with some Bartles & James 
            B
Hop off the buss with the Alizé
    C#m
Now hold up player, whatchu diggity-doing here? 
         A
I should diggity-ask you the same 

And she sang 
E
Hey, boys I want you both 
  B
I hope that you think that's cool 

(Say word?) 
  C#m
I know most guys won't freak together 
       A
She forgot about the Golden Rule — a huh huh 


Chorus
      E
It's OK to put us in a three-way
         B
It's not gay when it's in a three-way 
       C#m  
With a honey in the middle there's some leeway
    A 
The area's grey in a one, two, three-way


verse 2 ( same chords as verse 1)

Normally, I don't get down with dudes 
But tonight is a special exception (Great) 
See you're my best friend 
Through thick and thin 
Now it's time to make a triple connection 
Lights off 
Here in the dark (Here in the dark) 
It's so hard to tell (So hard to tell) 
Where her body ends (La la) 
And my homie's begins (Ew wee) 
This rule dates back (The Golden Rule) 
To ancient Greece (Takin' about Cesar) 
We're two Jack Trippers and a Chrissy 
The new Three's Company 

chorus

It's OK to put us in a three-way 
It's not gay when it's in a three-way 
With a honey in the middle there's some leeway 
The area's grey in a one, two three-way

verse 3 ( same chords as verse 1 and verse 2)
 
Fellas. Get ready. 
To Impress a chick 
Helicopter d*ck, go! Hellicopter d*ck. Helicopter d*ck 
To Impress a chick chick 
Helicopter d*ck

chorus
 
And all of that was OK 
'Cuz it was in a three-way 
It's right there when you see the instant replay (boom) 
Maybe two is enough 
That's what they'll say 
But we'll say, "Hell no." 
It's a one, two, three-way 
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah