The Lonely Island - Metaphor Ukulele

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I go down to the ocean
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I take a walk upon your shores
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I dig up a big ol' hairy clam
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And then take out the pearl
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Cuz it's a metaphor

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I'll marinate your flank steak
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I'll bread your jumbo shrimp
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I'll take your little brother to the zoo
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And I'll marinate your flank steak
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Cuz it's a metaphor for f**kin
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It's a metaphor for f**kin

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I'll be the lounge band on your cruise ship
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I'll f**k you with my dick
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I'll put my magic wand inside your... car
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Then I'll marinate your flank steak
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Cuz it's a metaphor for flank steak
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It's a metaphor for flank steak

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Flank steak is delicious
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Wish I was eatin it right now
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And every time that I see one
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Wanna titty f**k the flank steak
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Cuz it's a metaphor for f**kin flank steak
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Yeah it's a metaphor for f**kin flank steak

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Love is such a mystery