The Lonely Island - Finest Girl Bin Laden Song Chords

[Verse 1]
       Dm
Finest girl I ever met in my whole life
F
Wanted to take her home, make her my wife
Bb
Knew she was a freak when she started talking
A
She said, "f**k me like we f**ked Bin Laden"
Dm              F
(Ooh woah) That girl was freak
Bb                                       A
She said she wanted me to f**k her harder than the military

[Hook]
A
f**ked Bin Laden
Dm                F
f**ked Bin Laden, f**ked Bin Laden
Bb                           A
She wanted to f**k me harder than the US government
f**ked Bin Laden

[Verse 2]
Dm
Uh, se was a freaky kind of girl
A
Kept up with current events from all around the world
Bb
More specifically one event
    A
The time Osama Bin Laden got shot in the head, She said
Dm
"Do me like that"
But I couldn't track the metaphor
F
That said, I can see you horny like a stegasaur
Bb
That said, again your request is so irregular
A
She put on a beard, I started looking at the exit door
Dm
Then a turban, then a tunic, She said
F
"Invade my cave with your special unit"
        Bb
I said "He wasn't in a cave", but there was no stopping
     A
She demanded that I f**k her like we

[Hook]
A
f**ked Bin Laden
Dm
f**ked Bin Laden
F
f**ked Bin Laden
Bb                                A
She wanted to f**k me harder than the US government
f**ked Bin Laden

[Verse 3]
Dm                   F
This girl requested intercourse to bring her to climax
Bb                                   A
With the clinical efficiency of the assassination of Bin Laden
Dm
You're harboring a fugitive (that ass)
F
My justice will be punitive (I'ma smash)
Bb
Night-vision, they can see us through my go-pro
A
She tried to negotiate, I said thats a no-no
Dm
Now I'm creeping in her bed room like go-go
F
She tells me to go low then looks down and tells me that I gotta
Bb                      A
"Terrorize that pussy", "Gotta terrorize that pussy"
    Dm
So I did it, improvised some crazy sh*t
F
Seal Team 69 sexecuting the hit
Bb
She said "Now you've finished me off, throw my body in the ocean"
   A
I yell "Geronimo" and took some pictures for posting
Dm
The President called, he said "Congratulations Conner"
        F
I said "Mr. President to what do I owe this honor?"
   Bb
He said "Come give me the deets in the White House Garden
          A
I gots to know how you f**ked her like we

[Hook]
A
f**ked Bin Laden"
Dm
f**ked Bin Laden
F
f**ked Bin Laden
Bb                                       A
I still can't say that I see the appeal, but she wanted me to f**k her like we f**ked
Bin Laden
Dm
Ohh this girl insisted that
F
The way we did it was merciless and exact
Bb
Just like the now world famous attack that f**ked
A
Osama Bin Laden