The King Blues - 5 Bottles Of Shampoo Chords

[Intro]
N.C
She pushed in before me in the supermarket queue
N.C
Pretending not to see me in that way women do
N.C
She put on the counter some milk and bread too
                           F                             C    G
Then she pulled out, five, different bottles of shampoo
                                F                    Dm    G
And I though to myself I will never understand women

[Verse 1]
                                    F
And I hear some of you say that all men are the same
            C
They're all ruled by their dicks
               G
That's true of some but not all, don't point that finger so quick
        F                        Dm
There's some though in the clubs pinching girls arses
G
Being intimidating with obscene passes
  F                C
A goddess, you can tell when she dances
    G
You shout slag when she rejects your advances
F                      Dm
It's like you got no belief in yourself
       G
Or you ain't got the balls to just talk to a girl

[Verse 2]
F                    C
So every time after six beers
     G
Your aim of the nights to reduce her to tears
      F                    Dm            G
When she chats to me, you spit and shout whore, well it is written in the art of war
         F
To fight only the battles you can win
C            G
But I will defend your honour until they kick my face in
         F                       Dm                 G
You can scr*pe me up bruised and battered off the floor, integrity is what black eyes are invented for

[Verse 3]
   F
So down with the dictatorship that's so cocksure
Am        G
They use rape as a weapon of war
              F                                                Am
Down with the man who thinks it's ok to give his wife a punch
              G
Down with the judge who says it weren't rape cause she was drunk
       F                                 Am
To pro-lifer's be a doctor, foster a kid
       G
That's how you make it possible for people to live
              N.C
But don't you dare tell women what they can and can't do
N.C
When it was a women who gave life to you

[Verse 4]
F                        Am
Yes I'm a man, I guess a typical one
      G
But I ain't afraid to say "I think that women are beautiful and strong"
F                             Am        C
Too fat, too thin that's just media spin
                         G
You look best when you're comfortable in your own skin
            F                Am
So I'm sorry if you feel undue
       G
If the truth be known I'm in awe of you
             F               C       Am
You're a giver of life and a warrior too
          G
So do you really need five different bottles of shampoo?