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Hasa Diga Eebowai Chords

(ver. 1)
The Book Of Mormon
uning: Standard

F#
In this part of Africa, we all have a saying
F#
Whenever something bad happens
F#
We just throw our hands to the sky and say
F#
"Hasa Diga Eebowai"
F#
Hasa Diga Eebowai?
F#
It's the only way to get through all these troubled times
F#
There's war, poverty, famine
F#
But having a saying makes it all seem better
F#        
There isn't enough food to eat
F#
Hasa Diga Eebowai
F#
People are starving in the street
F#
Hasa Diga Eebowai

Bsus2 F#   G#m F#
Hasa  Diga Eebowai
Bsus2 F#   G#m F#
Hasa  Diga Eebowai

F#
Well, that's pretty neat
F#
Does it mean "No worries for the rest of our days?"
F#
Kind of, we've had no rain in several days
F#
Hasa Diga Eebowai
F#
And eighty percent of us have AIDS
F#
Hasa Diga Eebowai
F#
Many young girls here get circumsized
F#
Their clits get cut right off
F#
And so we say up to the sky
F#
Hasa Diga Eebowai

Bsus2 F#   G#m F#
Hasa  Diga Eebowai
Bsus2 F#   G#m F#
Hasa  Diga Eebowai

F#
Now you try, just stand up tall
F#
Tilt your head to the sky
F#
And list off the bad things in your life
F#
Somebody took our luggage away
F#
Hasa Diga Eebowai
F#
The plane was crowded, and the bus was late
F#
Hasa Diga Eebowai
F#
When the world is getting you down
F#
There's nobody else to blame
F#
Raise your middle finger to the sky
F#
And curse his rotten name
F#
(Wait, what?)
F#
Hasa Diga Eebowai
F#
(Am I saying that right?)
F#
Hasa Diga Eebowai
F#
Excuse me sir
F#
But what exactly does that phrase mean?
F#
Well, let's see, Eebowai means "God"
F#
And Hasa Diga means "f**k you"
F#
So I guess in English it would be, "f**k you, God"

F#
Hasa Diga Eebowai
(What?)
F#
When God f**ks you in the butt
F#
Hasa Diga Eebowai
F#
f**k God right back in his cunt
F#
Hasa Diga Eebowai

Bsus2 F#   G#m F#
Hasa  Diga Eebowai
Bsus2 F#   G#m F#
Hasa  Diga Eebowai

F#
Excuse me, sir, but you should really
F#
Not be saying that
F#
Things aren't always as bad as they seem
F#
Oh, really?
F#
Well, take this f**king a**hole M'tumbo here
F#
He got caught last week trying to rape a baby
F#
But, why?
F#
So people in his tribe believe that having
F#
Sex with a virgin will cure the AIDS
F#
There aren't many virgins left, so some of them
F#
Are turning to babies
F#
But that's horrible
F#
I know
Hasa Diga Eebowai

F#
Here's the butcher, he has AIDS
F#
Here's the teacher, she has AIDS
F#
Here's the doctor, he has AIDS
F#
Here's my daughter, she has a

D#m            Bsus2
Wonderful disposition
      F#                     Bsus2
She's all I have left in the world
       D#m                  F#      Bsus2
And if either of you lays a hand on her
                   F#
I will give you my AIDS

G
If you don't like what we say
G
Try living here a couple days
G
Watch all of your friends and family die
Hasa Diga Eebowai

     Csus2
f**k you
Dsus2
Hasa Diga Eebowai

G
f**k you God in the ass, mouth, and cunt
G
f**k you God in the ass, mouth, and cunt
G
f**k you God in the ass, mouth, and cunt
Am              G
f**k you in the eye
G
f**k you God in the ass, mouth, and cunt
G
f**k you God in the ass, mouth, and cunt
G
f**k you God in the ass, mouth, and cunt
Am              G
f**k you in the other eye

Csus2 G    Am   G
Hasa       Diga Eebowai
Csus2 G    Am   G
Hasa       Diga Eebowai
Csus2 G    Am   G
Hasa       Diga Eebowai
Csus2 G 
Hasa  Diga
Am   Dsus2 G   G  G   G
f**k you   God in the cunt            
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