WWW.AZCHORDS.COM | The Beards - You Should Consider Having Sex With A Bearded Man Tabs | Ver. 1
standard tuning
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Verse 1:
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You catch his eye…
You catch his eye.
You think, 'Oh my!
He's got quite the beard -
Oh, my!'
Pre-Chorus:
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And now you want to but you can't look away!
His beard is black and bushy with a hint of grey.
And now you find yourself walking his way…
Hey, hey!
(You should consider having Sex with a bearded man!)
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You're getting these feeling that you can't understand!
(Sex with a bearded man!)
You think you can't but you can!
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Don't try to fight; just get freaky with a beard tonight!
Don't be scared…
His beard is soft to touch;
Don't be scared.
You get some hair
In your mouth when you kiss him;
You get some hair.
You've never been with a man like him before!
But each time you look at that beard you want it more.
And now he's asking you, “My place or yours?â€
Good lord!
(You are about to have sex with a bearded man!)
He rubs his bristles on your mammary glands!
(Sex with a bearded man!)
This wasn't part of the plan!
Don't try to fight; just get freaky with a beard tonight!
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(Wooooo-oo-oo-oooo!)
(Wooooo-oo-oo-oooo!)
(Keyboard solo has these two chords F# and G)
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And now you grab him by his facial hair!
He's got some food stuck in his beard, but you don't care!
You say, “Rub that beard on me, everywhere!â€
(Now it's a bliss – you're having sex with a bearded man!)
His sweaty beard drips like a watering can!
(Sex with a bearded man!)
Just take your life in your hands…
And ride that bearded man!
(Sex with a bearded man!)
(Wooooo-oo-oo-oooo!)
(Sex with a bearded man!)
(Wooooo-oo-oo-oooo!)
And he'll leave you with a glint in your eye!
And a bit of loose beard hair on your bedside.
And some pash rash between your thighs!
Oh my!
(Congratulations, you've had sex with a bearded man!)