Tenacious D - Fuck Yo-Yo Ma Chords

Am                  G
How could I leave KG all alone?
                   Am
(He's never coming home)
            C       Am C             G
As I rocket into space to my new home
                        Am
(He's up there with the stars)
              F G
He will survive is what I tell myself
                  Am
(He doesn't wanna be here)
                    F             G  C
I'm probably gonna jam with Yo-Yo Ma
        G
f**kin' Yo-Yo Ma
           F
(I'm stuck here)

                   G
And then I'm gonna eat some ice cream
                   Am
(He's never coming home)
               G
Then I'm gonna have some sex
                 F
(Eating cat food alone)
I think of KG on the Earth all alone
   G                  E
My orgasm will be tainted
                       Am
(Having sex with myself)

G               C
Explosion of my load
     G
As I jam with Yo-Yo Ma
(f**k Yo-Yo Ma)
F                 C         Cm
It feels so good, my pecker wood
(His pecker wood)
      Dm           E            Am
But a tiny part of me is left behind
(Is up there with the stars)