WWW.AZCHORDS.COM | Tenacious D - The Ballad Of Hollywood Jack And The Rage Kage Ukulele | Ver. 1
Pretty sure I got it right.
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Preferably play the G and C chords in their bar-version.
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Intro:
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This is the ballad of Hollywood Jack and the Rage Cage
Am* F G
Nothing could stop them when Jables and Rage hit the stage
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And Hollywood Jack hit the big time and when to make movies
Am* F G
Rage Kage was left far behind in the dust of his dreams
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And he grumbled and growled and watched Hollywood Jack on Jay Leno
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He bellowed and said he'd be nothing without help from Kage
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He burned up the photos of Jables and Kage doing mushrooms
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"f**k him, I don't need no Hollywood jack anyway"
Am* F G
So Hollywood Jack lived up high on a hill in a bubble
Am* F G
And Rage Kage lived deep in the broiling valley below
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Yes, the rage Kage bubbled with rage
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He looked at the ground
E7
And he looked on the stage
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The lava was throwing
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And boiling inside the old Kage
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As Hollywood Jack climbed the ladder of stardom before him
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He watched as his indie credentials flew right out the door
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He'd make millions and then he'd go out and he'd make even more millions
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He'd screen KG's calls and snort coke of the ass of a whore
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No one respected him
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They just rejected him
F G
No one would represent Kage
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Left on the streets of his dreams
F E7
he would cry, and he'd rage for the stage
Ahahaaa
Epic flute solo:
4x: Am* F G
E7
Am* F G
Then Hollywood Jack got a message that Kage was in trouble
Am* F G
They sent Kage away cause he had gone completely insane
Am* F G
So Hollywood Jack jumped upon a jetplane and flew all that night through the rain
Am* F G
To be with his friend to see what remained of his brain
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Then Hollywood Jack told the doctors: "You got to retrieve him!"
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You've got the technology, use the techniques of your trade
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He grabbed their lapels and he screamed "BY GOD YOU MUST SAVE HIM!"
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Because Rage Kage and I; can't you see that were one and the same!
Aaaah!
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RAGE KAGE!
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OH RAGE KAGE!
F G
There'd be magic inside that old name
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And you know,
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yes you know
F G
When you're going completely insane
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Oh Rage Kage!
F
Oh Rage Kage!
F G
Oh the lion will roar once again
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And you know
F
Yes you know
F E7
When you're going completely insane
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Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again,
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Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again,
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Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again,
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Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again,
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Nothing and no one could harm the old Rage Kage again,
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Hollywood Jack and the Rage Kage were out once again.
