WWW.AZCHORDS.COM | Stephen Lynch - Half A Man Ukulele | Ver. 1
This song is really simple
Capo on 3rd fret
A F G F
E|-0----3----2----0-|
B|-0----0----3----1-|
G|-1----0----2----0-|
D|-2----0----0----2-|
A|-2----2----X----3-|
E|-0----3----X----X-|
Verse 1:
A
All my days,
F G A
I live with my disgrace
F G A
I'm afraid to show my face
F G F
Or at least take off my underwear...
A
See I was born
F G A
Like a half way neutered pet
F G A
I don't have a matching set
F G
It's a part of me
F
That just aint there
Please, don't stare
Chorus
A F
Well I'm a gambling man with out two dice
A F
I'm like Uncle Ben with only one grain of rice
A F
Oh to have two testis would be so nice
G F A
But I'm half a man
G F A
Yeah, I'm half a man
Verse2
A
Wanna die
F G A
end it all, just call it quits
F G A
I can't find a cup that fits
F G F
And at baseball games I feel so dumb
F
When I hear “ball one?
A
Oh, my God
F G A
How could you have been so cruel
F G A
To give me one family jewel
F G F
And the one that's there must feel so sad
F
He's a lonely nad
Chorus 2
A F
Well I'm a marathon runner with just one leg
A F
I'm a fallopian tube with just one egg
A
Oh, I want another testi
F
Do I have to beg?
G F A
I'm half a man
G F A
Yeah, im half a man
Bridge
A..F...A...F...A...F...G...F
kinda like chorus
Chorus 3
A F
Well I'm a tweedle dee with no tweedle dum
A F
And I'm a Siskel and an Ebert with just one thumb
A F
And I'm a Yo Ho Ho with no bottle of rum
G F A
I'm just half a man
G F A
Yeah, I'm half a man
