Steel Panther - Pussywhipped Chords

[Verse 1]
G                           F            Em
Hey! You said the boys were gonna hang tonight
G                               F            Em
The guys are here but you ain't anywhere in sight
Am   D           Bm             C
Your excuses are getting pretty lame
Am             D            B7
The malady you suffer has a name

[Chorus]
   Em
Pussywhipped
     C7                 B7
Your balls don't have a chance
   Em
Pussywhipped
  C7                    B7
Your girlfriend wears the pants
     Em       
Pussywhipped

[Verse 2]
G                             F            Em
Your new b**ch has got you on the shortest rope Yeah yeah yeah
G                                 F            Em
Now your dick gets sucked about as much as the Pope's Holy hell
Am         D           Bm             C
Yeah she's pretty, but no one is that fine
Am               D              B7
What you need to do is grow a spine

[Chorus]
     Em
Pussywhipped
      C7                 B7
Your girl locked up your nuts
     Em
Pussywhipped
      C7                  B7
And now you can't bang the sl*ts
     Em    F          Em        F
Pussywhipped  - Your pussywhiped

[Post Chorus]
F                                        G
I was in a situation like the one you've got
F                                                          G
Jumping through those hoops each day because the chick was hot
D                                                   F
Well I was pussywhipped like you but now my dick is wise
D                                  F              B7
You need to tell your dick to open up its f**king eyes
F              B    F  
Open up your   ey...e...s

[Verse 3]
Am        D           Bm             C
We're all getting so tired of this game
Am                   D                B7
The sickness you've contracted has a name

[Last Chorus]
   Em
Pussywhipped
     C7                 B7
Your balls don't have a chance
   Em
Pussywhipped
   C7                 B7
Your girlfriend wears the pants
     Em       
Pussywhipped
     C7               B7
You're calling it "romance"
      Em
Pussywhipped
      C7                 B7
Your whore's got you in a trance
     Em       Em        Em      Em       Em          Em sustain
Pussywhipped, whipped, whipped, whipped, whipped  - You Whiped!!!