Steel Panther - Fat Girl Thar She Blows Chords

[Verse 1]
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I saw her drinking beer, eating peanuts by the bar
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I was pretty desperate and I knew she had a car
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She said her name was Debby, she was a friend of Jenny Craig's
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She had boobs like watermelons and breath like rotten eggs

[Verse 2]
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I know you're hungry, I can see it in your eyes
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Cause you're lookin' at me like I'm a side of fries
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I wanna take your chubby ass back to my place
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Squirt my baby gravy all over your face, yeah

[Chorus]
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(Woah, woah) Thar she blows
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(Woah, woah) Thar she blows
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Fat girl, she's everything I wanted and more
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Fat girl, she can't fit through the door
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(Woah, woah) Thar she blows

[Verse 3]
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I wanna prove to you my feelings are for real
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So I'm gonna buy you a million Happy Meals, yeah
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I want a chunk o' that body, if you only let me in
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I wanna sink my summer sausage into that double-chin yeah!

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(Woah, woah) Thar she blows
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(Woah, woah) Thar she blows
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Fat girl is ridin' my jock again
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Fat girl is snackin' on my cock again
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Ouch, don't bite

[Verse 4]
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My friends keep telling me I must be going blind
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Cause you've got cottage cheese all over your behind, yeah
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Even though some people point and laugh at us
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You can kick their ass because you're bigger than a bus

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Fat girl, I can't believe you're eating again
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Fat girl, where does your neck begin?

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(Woah, woah) Thar she blows
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Fat girl, put my hot dog into your bun
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Fat girl, you're really, really tons of fun!
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(Woah, woah) Thar she blows
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(Woah, woah) Thar she blows

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You're my fat, fat girl, oh
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You know I really love you
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Cause you're my fat, fat girl, oh

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Come here baby, where you goin'?
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Haha, you're a cow!
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Come here baby, hey