Steel Panther - Anything Goes Chords

[Intro]
 
D E D E A/C# D
D E D E A/C# D
D E D E A/C# D
D E D E A/C# D
 
D E D E A/C# D
D E D E A/C# D
 
 
[Verse]
 
E
Tie a couple lassos around those tits
     E
Pour syrup on her ass like she's chicken and grits
A
Make her wear a mask like Nikki Sixx
                           C
Bring a german shepherd on into the mix yeah!
E
Anything goes! anything goes!
E
Paint your f**king cock like a barber pole
E
Send a GoPro up your own butthole
A
Dress your b**ch up like a butch marine
                               C
Give her 50 push ups while she rolls her bean yeah!
E
Anything goes! I say anything goes!
 
 
[Chorus]
 
B
Break out the whips candle wax
G
Chains and weed whackers
     D          A
Baby don't hold back!
E
Anything goes! Anything goes!
C
f**k you from behind
Em
f**k you from below
D                A     E
f**k you from up above
    C                  Em
But anything goes with other b**ches too
   D                  B    A
So baby don't fall in love
 
 
[Solo]
 
C Em D A E
C Em D B A
 
 
[Verse 2]
 
E
Tattoo unicorns on your shaven balls
E
Bang a hot midget at Niagara Falls
A
Steal a Saturn 5 and f**k an astronaut
                C
Zero G an*l and weightless cumshots
E
Anything goes! f**king anything goes!
 
 
[Chorus 2]
 
B
Break out the tanks
 
Hand grenades
G
Minus Charlie Sheen
      D          A
Cuz I don't want AIDS
E
Anything goes! Baby anything goes!
               E
Honey anything goes!
D                                                            E
f**k, f**k, f**k, f**k, f**king monkey f**kers, say anything goes!