Sr-71 - Politically Ukulele

(Correct)
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                       Politically Correct
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Tuning: Eb Tuning

Intro
F            G                Am       F
    I don't mean to p**s you off with things I might say
F               G              Am         F 
    But when I try to shut my mouth they come out anyway.
F           G              Am             F       
    When I speak my mind, that's when we connect.
               F
Ya but that's not politically correct.

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    F                       G                  Am            F
Your head's so filled with thought, you can't use your imagination.
       F                   G               Am           F  
Like a sky so filled with stars, you can't find the constellations.
      F           G            Am         F   
With everyone so sensitive to any bad vibration!
      F        G                Am       F
Just keep impressing, and we'll keep regressing.

Chorus is same as Intro

Verse 2
         F          G                  Am            F
There's nothing I believe in more than my own insignificance.
    F             G              Am                  F      
So why does everybody think that my words can make a difference.
   F                  G           Am           F             
I just don't have to think of the social consequence.
     F         G                Am         F
Just keep on talking and we'll keep applauding.

Chorus same as Intro, but add this on after it

F              G                   Am                F    
   And if you spoke your mind, you might feel more connected.
   F      G         Am         F    
Until you stand politically corrected.  Go!

G D Em C D Em C D C  (they are power chords in the electric one, but these are better for acoustic)

Bridge (arpegiated)
F                         G
  You lean a little to the left or the right but,
Am                     F
  you can only see who's on yout side (your side),
F                        G
  you look a little like a deer in the headlights,
Am                  F
  a little blind and hypnotized.
F (strum)                G
  But you conform with the best of intentions,
Am             F
  change cums from inside.
F                           G
  Afterall that's what this country was founded on, 
Am                           F
  do nothing different just fall in love.
        F              G         Am    F
Tell me, what happened to make us so afraid?
F             G      Am          F             G
  You couldn't make a Mel Brooks movie today!  No!
F
  I saw Blazing saddles yesterday.

Chorus

Outro: F G Am F G Am F G F