South Park - Boogers And Cum Tabs

Tuning: EADGBE (Standard Tuning)

Intro:

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So you're one of Yelper's special blessed, you demand a restaurant's very best

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Well they're gonna treat you special, I'm telling ya, chum... Now get yourself ready for some boogers and cum

Verse:

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Boogers and cum, that's called a Yelper special! Boogers and cum, Say, what's that on your pretzel?
Boogers and cum, someone farted on your salad, Boogers and cum, but your decor critiques are valid
Boogers and cum, how bout some feces with your flounder, boogers and cum, you like that queefy quarter pounder?
"Here you are, sir." "Thank you David, that's good service." "I will bring you food every day my friend."
Boogers and cum, being a food critic's easy, boogers and cum, oh you feel a little queasy?
Boogers and cum, p**s in your potatoes, boogers and cum, some guy sh*t on your tomatoes

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