Son Of Dork - Eddie's Song Ukulele

(Tuned down to Eb)

Verse:
B
Eddie kick started his career
G#m
One Summertime in May
F#
A sh*tty band with friends from school
E                   Em
But only he could really play
B
The moment that he took the stage
G#m
The fans were blown away
F#
I always knew that he'd go far
E                    Em
I'm glad I lived to see the day

Chorus:
B
Eddie's got twenty-seven kids but he
G#m
Doesn't know
F#m
Shames he'll never be around to
E          Em
See them grow
B
Said he screwed a different girl
G#m
After every show
F#
But he's always way too gone
E
To remember though
Em
So Eddie doesn't know

Verse:
B
At 3a.m, it's getting late
G#m
The after party's closed
F#
But everybody follow's Eddie
E                      Em
They just won't leave him alone
B
Calls seven girls to his hotel room
G#m
Takes off all their clothes
F#
Some people say he had it easy
E                     Em
But that is just the way it goes

Chorus

Other:
B                            G#m
He's in deep and there's a reason
                    E       Em
He's all alone and he can't change
             F#
Like the season's
G#m                 B
They come and they go

B
To all the kids who don't look
           G#m
Like their Mum or Dad
F#         
Don't freak out, don't you let
             E   Em
'em make you mad
B
As long as they both love you then
     G#m
You should be glad
F#
Just think about the little problem
E      Em
Eddie had

Chorus X2