Skating Polly - Baby On My Birthday Chords

[Intro]
Bb
I'm always a baby
      F
On my birthday
  Bb
I think it's the most sensible day of the year
   C
To be a big pain
    F
And people like to whine and cry and tell me all about
              Bb
Their f**kin' miserable days
        C
But not always
               Bb              F
'Cause I'm the only baby on my birthday
 
[Verse]
F
You don't know how it feels to be
          C
Part of a ten-piece hillbilly family
            Bb
I'm not the leader of the pack or the itty-bitty runt
  F
I need to find a way for attention
F
You don't know all of the terrors I've seen
       C
Living in a dirty house with nine big babies
        Bb
There's puke on the couch, fridge caught a dead mouse
  F                   C
I need a full day for me to lash out
 
[Chorus]
    Bb
I'm always a baby
      F
On my birthday
    Bb
Now shut your purdy mouth 'cause it's not up to you
        C
And I'm gonna get my way
        F
And for those of you who don't respect my wishes
                      Bb
Or don't care to show enough self-restraint
           C             Bb
You're not welcome to my party
              F
Or even to my birthday cake
 
Bb F Bb C F Bb C Bb F
 
[Verse]
F
You don't know how it feels to be
          C
Part of a ten-piece hillbilly family
            Bb
I'm not the leader of the pack or the itty-bitty runt
  F
I need to find a way for attention
F
You don't know all of the terrors I've seen
       C
Living in a dirty house with nine big babies
        Bb
There's puke on the couch, fridge caught a dead mouse
  F                   C
I need a full day for me to lash out
 
[Refrain]
Bb
I'm always a baby
      F
On my birthday
  Bb
I think it's the most sensible day of the year
   C
To be a big pain
    F
And people like to whine and cry and tell me all about
              Bb
Their f**kin' miserable days
           C             Bb
You're not welcome to my party
              F
Or even to my birthday cake
 
[Outro]
B
(Birthday Cake ad nauseam)