Screeching Weasel - The Last Janelle Ukulele

-the last janelle-

    C                                 F
you dopes are all the same and that's why i'm so ashamed
        D                                     F           G
to be a part of what might be called the punk rock community
                C                             F
you take things way too seriously or else you take them too lightly
          D                        F                G
post messages on aol but don't you dare f**k with janelle
           F                                  C
she's everything that you're not, she's not a girl, she is a thought
         F
she's an idea or an ideal that you won't
G
ever get so go play with your make believe internet friends
      C                           F
she's on a greyhound bus, i ate a hairy coconut
          D                          F                 G
i think I might have diverticulitis, is there too much beer inside us
C                        F
ugly riot girls saying i don't know sh*t - it hurts
            D                            F             G
to know you care enough to send the very sh*ttiest, so gentlemen
    F                      C
and ladies have a seat and allow me to repeat
          F
that your stupid on-line world and your
G
stupid comments may well be justification for a beating
F               C
   where applicable
    G           C
not valid in vermont
F                 C
void where prohibited
    G     F               C
and shut     your f**king mouth
      F            C
don't go to easter isle
    G       C
and overpopulate
       F                       C
you'll destroy god's spaceship earth
G       F         C
dilute    dilute o.k.