Screeching Weasel - The Last Janelle Chords

-the last janelle-

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you dopes are all the same and that's why i'm so ashamed
        E                                     G           A
to be a part of what might be called the punk rock community
                D                             G
you take things way too seriously or else you take them too lightly
          E                        G                A
post messages on aol but don't you dare f**k with janelle
           G                                  D
she's everything that you're not, she's not a girl, she is a thought
         G
she's an idea or an ideal that you won't
A
ever get so go play with your make believe internet friends
      D                           G
she's on a greyhound bus, i ate a hairy coconut
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i think I might have diverticulitis, is there too much beer inside us
D                        G
ugly riot girls saying i don't know sh*t - it hurts
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to know you care enough to send the very sh*ttiest, so gentlemen
    G                      D
and ladies have a seat and allow me to repeat
          G
that your stupid on-line world and your
A
stupid comments may well be justification for a beating
G               D
   where applicable
    A           D
not valid in vermont
G                 D
void where prohibited
    A     G               D
and shut     your f**king mouth
      G            D
don't go to easter isle
    A       D
and overpopulate
       G                       D
you'll destroy god's spaceship earth
A       G         D
dilute    dilute o.k.