Scott Stutzman - Fruity Pebbles Jingle Chords

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Oh Kellogg's fruity pebbles
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are the best thing about mornings
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Those colorful enchanting little specks.
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They make my taste buds spring to life
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without the slightest warning
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in a way they never do when I eat Chex
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Oh Kellogg's fruity pebbles are
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the breakfast I been craving
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I shove them by the fistful in my trap
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They've got vitamins and nutrients,
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and even riboflavin
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and make cocoa puffs look like a bowl of cr*p
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Yeah kellogg's fruity pebbles
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are a breakfast taste sensation
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they're tiny tasty munchable and sweet
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I'd like to start a bloody war
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and build a pebbles nation
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and murder every other breakfast treat
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and the gallows will sway through the night for
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fruity pebbles fruity pebbles
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all cereal's bow down in fright for
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sycophants and cowards flee from
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Captain crunch on bended knee for
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The balance of the world's askew but
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promise revolutions new for
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what cereal 'mongst other things but
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stays crunchy in the blood of kings?
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it's fruity pebbles fruity pebbles

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City states and emirates
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and commonwealths and counties
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imagine how they will react with glee
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as the early dawn reflects upon
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all nature's greatest bounty
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of soybean oil and red dye number three
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all ministers and magistrates
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can't stop the people's yearning
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for the turning of the powers yet to be
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And presidents and potentates\
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can't stop the fires burning
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as we cast their ivory towers to the sea
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and the creatures of the forest hark to
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fruity pebbles fruity pebbles
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Noble stag and yellow log
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for fruity pebbles fruity pebbles
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The innocence of children's eyes in
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Will watch that fruity flag rise for
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United we shall march along with
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some shall die but we'll fight on for
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The fife shall play its soaring note for
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we'll slit every dissenting throat for
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This vow for glory we must keep for
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though god himself may turn and weep for
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Do not fear the cleansing flood of
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A breakfast table stained with blood and
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AAAAAAHHHHHHH
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AAAAAAAHHHHHHH
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AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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OOOOOooooooo.....