WWW.AZCHORDS.COM | Roy Acuff - The Old Age Pension Check Chords | Ver. 1
[Intro]
G# D# G#
[Verse]
D# G#
When that old age pension check comes to our door
G#
We won't have to dread the poor house anymore
C# G#
Though we're old and thin and gray good times will be back to stay
D# G#
When our old age pension check comes to our door
D# G#
When her old age pension check comes to her door
G#
Dear old grandma won't be lonesome any more
C# G#
She'll be waitin' at the gate every night she'll have a date
D# G# G# D# G#
When her old age pension check comes to her door
[Verse]
D# G#
Grow a flowin' long white beard and use a cane
G#
'Cause you're in your second childhood don't complain
C# G#
Life will just begin at sixty we'll all feel very frisky
D# #G
When our old age pension check comes to our door
D# G#
Powder and paint will be abolished on that day
G#
Ankle skirts will then be brought back into play
C# G#
Painted cheeks will be the rage and old maids will tell their age
D# G# G# D# G#
When their old age pension check comes to their door
[Verse]
D# G#
All the drug stores will go bankrupt on that day
G#
For cosmetics they will all be put away
C# G#
I'll put the flapper on the shelf get a Grandma for myself
D# G#
When our old age pension check comes to our door
D# G#
There's a man that turned this country upside-down
G#
With his old age pension rumor going 'round
C# G#
If you want in on the fun send your dime to Washington
D# G# D# G#
And that old age pension man will be around
