Rooster Teeth - Better Than You Camp Camp Ukulele

[Intro]
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I hope this won’t sound impolite
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Or come across as too forthright
    A#   A#7        D#   D#m
But even though you seem alright, I...
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Think I’m better than you!
 
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Now please do keep this thought in mind
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That’s just my personal conviction
       A#        A#7         D#        F
You’re smart and fun, you’re sweet and kind
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I’d call our friendship an addiction
 
     A#                     A#7
Your shoes are shined, your breath dulce
    D#             D#m
But still I find I have to say, I…
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Think I might be better than you!
 
[DANIEL]
    G#m
You seem impressed with what you’ve shown
    C#m                  G#m
But I don’t find it that compelling
       G#m
You’ve sung my praise but not your own
    C#m                         G#m
And well, I think that’s pretty telling
 
    G#m
But while we’re on the subject of
    C#m            Bdim
How I’m superb and leagues above, you
G#m      D#/A#           G#m
Ought to know I’m number one
 
C#m                          G#m
I know that might be hard to swallow
C#m            D#              G#m
This hurts you just as much as me
C#m                             G#m
But when this song is sung then you and I’ll know
D#                     G#m
That you’re just a nobody
 
[DAVID]
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Well friend I don't know what to say
 
[DANIEL]
    A#                 F
Try starting with your resignation
 
[DAVID]
      A#              F
Let's end this in the finale
 
[DANIEL]
    A#               F
I'm dying from anticipation
 
[DAVID (and DANIEL)]
A#
You’re really great, but let me state (You've been outdone)
A#7
You denigrate and seem to hate (Now I've really won)
D#
The fact I’ll break you, abdicate (But it was fun)
D#m
Before I can asphyxiate, I... (Your end's begun, and...)
 
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Think I might be better than you! (Now I know I'm better than you!)
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Don’t hate me because it’s true! (And I'll prove it to you, too!)
 
     A#    A#7 D#     D#m (hold it till the end)
Just know, I'm better than.....
(So watch as I identify
The skill to show I qualify
Like keeping up this camp charade
And tricking kids to drink kool-aid
To sacrifice them—)