WWW.AZCHORDS.COM | Roger Miller - Where Have All The Average People Gone Ukulele | Ver. 1
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Intro
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The people in this city call me country,
F G C
Because of how I walk and talk and smile.
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Well I don't mind them laughing in the city,
F G C
But the country folks all say I'm citified.
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The fighting men they say that I'm a coward.
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Because I never push no one around.
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Gentle people call me trouble-maker,
F G C
Cause I'll always fight and stand my ground.
F Em
Funny I don't fit.
Dm G C
Where have all the average people gone?
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Some pious people point and call me sinner,
F G C
Because to them I've never seen the light.
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Other folks think of me as a preacher.
F G C
I'm just doing what I think is right.
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The wealthy people think that I am a hobo,
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Lean and hungry, writing mournful songs.
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And the poor, poor people think I am a rich man,
F G C
But really, I'm just trying to get along.
F Em
It's funny I don't fit.
Dm G C
Tell me where have all the average people gone?
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And the government has given me a number,
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To simplify my birth and life and death.
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And still my woman thinks I'm awful important,
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Like the moon the stars the sea the sky and breath.
F Em
Funny I don't fit.
Dm G C
Where have all the average people gone?
F Em
Yes, it's funny I don't fit.
Dm G C
Where have all the average people gone?
F Em
Honey I don't fit,
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Where have all the average people gone?
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