Robin Hall And Jimmie Macgregor - Football Crazy Chords

Intro - D G A D

Verse 1
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Now you?ll all know my wee brother his name is Jock McGraw
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He's lately joined a fitball club for he's mad aboot fitball
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And he?s had two black eyes already and teeth lost frae his gob
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Since our Jock became a member o' that terrible fitball club.

Chorus
D                                   A
For he's fitball crazy he's fitball mad
                                         D          A        D
And the fitball it has robbed him o' the wee bit o' sense he had
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And it would take a dozen skivees his clothes to wash and scrub
          D             G              D        A       D
Since our Jock became a member o' that terrible fitball club

Verse 2
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Now the first match he took part in I was there mesel and saw
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They'd two half bricks for the goal posts and a tin can for the ball
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The Provost of Glasgow was there with lords and ladies fair
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And our Jock ran out and kicked the tin can two miles in the air

Verse 3
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In the middle of the field at Hampden Park the Captain says McGraw
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Would you kindly take this penalty kick or we'll never win a toss                        
D                                                    A
So he took fifteen paces backwards shot off fair and mad
        D                 G                  D      A      D
And the ball went sailing o'er the stand and landed in New York

Chorus
D                                   A
For he's fitball crazy he's fitball mad
                                         D          A        D
And the fitball it has robbed him o' the wee bit o' sense he had
D                                                         A
And it would take a dozen skivees his clothes to wash and scrub
          D             G              D        A       D
Since our Jock became a member o' that terrible fitball club

Chords as per verse

D A D A D D A D G D A D

Verse 4
D                                                     A
His wife she says she?ll leave him if Jock he doesn?t keep
                          D          A      D
Away from fitba kickin at night time in his sleep
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For he calls her Charlie Tully and other names so droll
     D                   G                  D        A      D
Last night he kicked her oot the bed and shouted 'it's a goal'

Chorus
D                                  A
Oh he's fitball crazy he's fitball mad
                                         D          A        D
And the fitball it has robbed him o' the wee bit o' sense he had
D                                                         A
And it would take a dozen skivees his clothes to wash and scrub
          D             G              D            A           D
Since our Jock became a member o' that terrible.....fitball.....club