Robbie Williams - How Peculiar Chords

            
[Intro]
G A# G A# 
G A# D slide up F then C
(You can also slide A# instead of F, sounds a bit better in the intro but transition to C is harder)

How peculiar

[Verse 1]
G     A#          G
I am all of the above babe
A#                  G
Johnny long strokes to the grave
A#                D           F (slide up)    C
Saving all the stamps and spend it on a kettle

G       A#            G
Rub me rub me up right lovely
A#                           G 
If you lick it, then lick it, battery 
  A#              D          F (slide up) C  
good and properly all night if you want

[Chorus]
D     F            C                    D   D
I, haven't got a clue what to do with you
   F              C            D   D
I need for you to love me so much
F                 C                     D/A   D/A
Jesus what am I going to do with this crush

Just get the old fella and wack it up against her tush

[Bridge]
G A# G A# 
G A# D F C

[Verse 2]
How peculiar
G          A#          G           A#
Bend your long legs against the sofa
G           A#              D         F (slide up) C   
In the Dorchester you can get your all Bran
                     
I'm not into hard sports

[Chorus]
D       F              C                  D   D
Oh, I haven't got a clue what to do with you
F                C                       D    D  
Jesus all the things my head is going through
F                 C                     D/A  D/A
God what am I going to do with this crush

Just wack the old man out and get it up against your tush

[Verse 3]
How peculiar
G       A#          G
Jesus what am I to do man
A#          G
I am a depressed man
A#                   D           F C
Not sure what I'm doing all of the day