Rhett And Link - The Cats 9 Lives Song Chords

Chords:

       A               D       Or      D               Bm
 |-B-|---|---|  X|-B-|---|-B-|   |-B-|---|---|   |-B-|---|---| 
 |-B-|---|---|   |-B-|---|-B-|   |-B-|---|-O-|   |-B-|---|---|
 |-B-|-O-|---|   |-B-|---|-B-|   |-B-|---|-O-|   |-B-|---|---|
 |-B-|---|-O-|   |-B-|---|-B-|   |-B-|---|-O-|   |-B-|---|-O-| 
 |-B-|---|-O-|   |-B-|---|---|   |-B-|---|---|   |-B-|---|-O-|
 |-B-|---|---|  X|-B-|---|---|  X|-B-|---|---|   |-B-|---|---|   
   5               5               5               7     

       E       Or      E    
X|-B-|---|-B-|   |-B-|---|---|  
 |-B-|---|-B-|   |-B-|---|-O-|  
 |-B-|---|-B-|   |-B-|---|-O-|  
 |-B-|---|-B-|   |-B-|---|-O-| 
 |-B-|---|---|   |-B-|---|---|   
X|-B-|---|---|  X|-B-|---|---|
   7               7


  
Intro:

One, two, three...
A
Meow
D
  Get into character. Dead cat


Verse 1:

A
Lookin' down from Heaven
         D
I see my flat carcass -in front of 7-11
A
Wish I could say it was the first time
          D
but I'm a cat -so in terms of lives she's had nine
A
The first time I died as I remember
  D
I landed on my feet -but it was into a blender
     A
Next life my fancy feast cans had somethin' in them
     D 
that really fancy thing -was botulism
     A
Took life 3 easy nappin' on some jeans
    D
the problem was the jeans -were in a washing machine



Chorus:

Bm
Don't feel sorry for me
         E                        Stop
I've had nine times the life that you could ever dream



Verse 2:

     A
Life four

I became a pillow on pinterest
     D
Life five

I died from sheer disinterest
     A
Life six

Had the urge to feel lava on my whiskers
     D
Life seven

Chased a bird into a wood chipper
     A
Life eight

Donated my guts for tennis rackets
    D  Stop
but turns out they don't even use cat guts

can you put that in brackets -We'll add it in post



Chorus:

Bm
  I hope this song wasn't a drag
       E
I just had to let this cat
                A  Stop
out of the bag



Outro:

-Uh, well technically they're putting you in a bag

-What?

-Yeah I think that's like a sanitary worker

-Is that what they, do they...

-Yeah that's what they do for a living, they clean up.

-What makes you guys cat experts?

-Well this is cat heaven, welcome.

-We're dead cats

-We welcome other new arrivals... with a song

-Wow, you guys really put life on paws