Rhett And Link - Fast Food Folk Song At The Taco Bell Drive-thru Chords

     C
I'll start with a taco, soft like a cloud
  Am
I want mine crunchy, I like to eat loud.
     F
I'll choose a chalupa, I'll grab a gordita,
    G
and two taco salads for our senoritas.

         C
And a Burrito Supreme, with extra sour cream
         Am
It's a cylindrically shaped seasoned beef dream.
     F
A taquito. An enchirito. Some cinnamon twists.
  G
A chicken border bowl. Are you gettin' all this?


Am
And you know that nothing beats a
F                            C
hmmm, mmmm...Mexican Pizzaaaaaaa...
(C)                          G
We'll take two of those, but please hold the diced tomatoes.


    Am
And I admit, I've always felt,
F                            C  
I'm in love with the meximeeeelt.
(C)
Make mine with a little extra love, and think of me..
       G
as the cheese drops from your Taco Bell glove.
and that's it.
No, no! No, That's not it. I also want a...

C
Double-decker taco cause I'm feeling wild
    Am
And make my sauce fire. Uh, he'll take mild.
          F
and we'll take two Mt. Dew Baja blasts
      G
for a chance at 25 dollars cash.

    C
I'm told there's a winner for every 5 minutes
        Am
But I'm stealing your online code if you win it.
F
Why would you do that? You owe me 25 bones!
          G
I owe you 5. Plus interest, it was a loan.

      F                      C
And I think we'll be satisfieeeed, 
               G                   Am
if we get some Mexican rice on the side.