Rhett And Link - The Break-up Song Chords

No capo
Played with bar chords

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(hold)              A
It's not you, it's me
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And me don't like you
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It's not you, it's I and
(hold)                  A
I am breaking up with you

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You swore up and down the walls
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'Twilight is is best trilogy of all'
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Some how you got me to agree
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to dress up like Edward for Halloween
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But now that I'm coming clean
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First off, Twilight is a quadrillogy
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And that tan werewolf dude isn't worthy
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Of removing,
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A wookie's dingleberries

(Chewbacca impressions)

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It's not me, it's you
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(Even more I think about it) It's definitely you
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But it might be me
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Cause me decided to date you

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When we went out on our first date
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You said you don't eat anything with a face
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Then for the next eighteen months
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I ate sausage made from rice and walnuts (that's not sausage)
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But now that we're parting ways
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Newsflash, Fish have a face!
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And unless it's in a newton, he doesn't want another fig!
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Tonight I'm eating a rabbit-ven-it-ture-duck-in-ig

That's a rabbit inside a duck, inside a chicken, inside a turkey, inside a deer, inside 
a pig (deep fried), with gravy (beef gravy)

(That's disgusting. And impossible)

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It's you, it's you (no doubt about it)
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It was always totally you
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But now it's up to me
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And me is now dumping you