Rachel Bloom - Pictures Of Your Dick Ukulele

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Baby, when you left me
Bb
For another girl
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You know you broke my heart
Bb
And shattered my whole world.
Gm
We had a love I thought was true
Bb
Can't you see, baby I'm lost without you.

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'Cause all I can do is lay around
A
And post pictures of your dick on the internet
Dm                      Bb
All I can do is sit and cry.
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Now all l I can do is lay around
A
And post pictures of your tiny dick on the internet
Dm                      Bb
All I can do is sit and cry.
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All I can do is cry.

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The house is so empty
Bb
Since you've gone away.
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But last night I found the tux
Bb
You wore on Valentine's Day.
Gm
I hugged it tight (it smelled like you)
Bb
Then I photoshopped the tux onto a picture of your dick.

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Now all I can do is lay around
A
And post pictures of your fancy dick on the internet.
Dm                      Bb
All I can do is sit and cry.
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All I do is lay around
A
And add a speech bubble that says, "Cheerio, I'm Tim's tiny dick on the way to a party, pip pip!"
Dm                      Bb
All I can do is sit and cry.

All I can do is-

Dm
I saw you on the street the other day
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I smiled and said "Hey Tim- you look good."
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And you said, "Stop posting pictures of my dick on the internet!
Bb
You crazy person! I will sue you for invasion of privacy, you f**king insane b**ch!"

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Now all I can do is lay around
A
And post pictures of your dick around your neighborhood like it's a lost puppy.
Dm                      Bb
All I can do is sit and cry. 
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Now all I can do is lay around
            A                                              Dm
And write "Lost Dick. Answers to the name 'Tim's Tiny Dick.'"
Bb               F
All I can do is cry.