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She's A Cretin Ukulele

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Queers
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She's A Cretin

I'm doing this from memory and it should
all be right, but if not now you know why.

Play this riff once with the A and E chords
under it:

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A                                E
Always thinking she's so f**king cool
     A                             E
With politics that would make Bozo drool
  D                                E
I really want to smash her f**king face
    D                            E
And knock her fat ass into outer space
    D                            E
I'm sorry if this don't sound to PC
D                                E
I don't worship her so she hates me

        A                E
She's a cretin can't you see
        A        E
She's a cretin a sickie
        A              E                  D             E
She's a cretin and I'm hoping that she'll hop away from me
      A                E
She's a cretin can't you see
        A        E
She's a cretin a sickie
        A              E                  D             E
She's a cretin and I'm hoping that she'll hop away from me

A E D E
        Ugh!

Then play the riff again once.

A                                E
Always thinking she's so f**king cool
     A                             E
With politics that would make Bozo drool
  D                                E
I really want to smash her f**king face
    D                            E
And knock her fat ass into outer space
    D                            E
I'm sorry if this don't sound to PC
D                                E
I don't worship her so she hates me

        A                E
She's a cretin can't you see
        A        E
She's a cretin a sickie
        A              E                  D             E
She's a cretin and I'm hoping that she'll hop away from me
      A                E
She's a cretin can't you see
        A        E
She's a cretin a sickie
        A              E                  D             E
She's a cretin and I'm hoping that she'll hop away from me

Then play A E D E, 6 times. While doing that sing "cretin, cretin, 
oh, she is a cretin". Then end on A.






-Josh Lanza
            
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