Queers - Granola Head Tabs

       from the album   "Love Songs for the Retarded"
    written by
 Joe  King

Transcontabulated by Johnny Electroshocktherapy

If its wrong, then you fix it.

If anybody knows any Queers songs, ( 'specially Feeling Groovy or Ursula =
finally has Tits)  then post th' damn things.  Get some punk on OLGA t' c=
ompete with all that hippie cr*p already on there.

GRANOLA-HEAD

    intro
[A A A D A A A D A A A D]

E                                               A
Eating mushrooms ain't for me

E                                                     A
Or getting all screwed up on LSD

D                                                     A
Or eating bean sprouts all day long

D                                            A
Or smoking pot out of a bong

D                                        A
Wearin' flowers in my hair

D                                       A
And having dirty underwear

E                            D                  A
I don't wanna be a granola-head

E                            D                  A
I don't wanna be a granola-head

E                                                                        =
      A
Whacked-out hippies brains are scrambled eggs

E                                                  A
Ugly chicks with very hairy legs

D                                         A
I think I'd rather be at home

D                                 A
Listening to the Ramones

D                                                    A
Or hanging out and getting drunk

D                                             A
With a bunch of useless punks

CHORUS

E                         A
Oh can't you see

E                    A
It's not for me

D                                                 A
Eating bean sprouts all day long

D                                                A
And smoking pot out of a bong

D                                        A
Wearing flowers in my hair

D                                          A
And having dirty underwear

CHORUS (2x)