Psychostick - Orgasm = Love Ukulele

Hello hello, this is my first tab. I hope you like it.
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A|----4-------4---------2----2---------|
E|--1------1----1-----1-----1----1-----|    x6
C|3------3---------3-----3-------------|
G|-------------------------------------|

A| --4--2-----|
E| --1--1-----|    x2
C| --3--3-----|
G| --X--4-----|

  Eb     B           Eb         B
A|---------------------------------------------------|
E|---6---7---1--2--1--------6---7---1--2--1----------|   x2
C|-3------------------3--3-------------------3--3----|
G|---------------------------------------------------|

Eb                   B
I can feel you in my heart. even though we drift
Eb                                   B
apart. with those words you spoke to me
                Eb
though I always disagree

Eb                  B
And I listen to the sound of your sweet voice
                      Eb
'cause you won't shut up.

Eb                       B
Now I'm finished, let me call you
  Db
A taxi.

Ab  Cm  x2

Ab                    Cm
I don't feel that I'm feeling
your feelings,
Ab                            Cm
about these feelings that you feel
(Whoa, romance!)

Ab                  Cm
And you know that I love you when we're f**kIN'
Ab                  Eb
Cause orgasm equals love.

  Eb     B            Eb         B
A|------------------------------------------------|
E|---6---7---1--2--1--------6---7---1--2--1-------|
C|-3------------------3--3-------------------3--3-|
G|------------------------------------------------|

Eb                            B
All my friends smile and they chuckle
                               Eb
at pictures of your bear moose knuckle.
Eb                              B
Please don't feel like you're a sl*t
                        Eb
when I'm peeing in your butt.

Eb
And I love to donkey punch you
      B              Eb
after I poop on your sheets.
Eb                    B
And I do it cause you love me,
      Db
and I love you! (Awwww.)

Ab  Cm x2

Ab
I don't feel
         Cm
that I'm feeling
your feelings,
Ab                            Cm
about these feelings that you feel

Ab                      Cm
And I love you when you show me
your sweet boobies
Ab                  Eb
Cause orgasm equals love.

(Take it Joshie!)


Eb E Dbmaj7 Db D Fmaj  <------- Not 100% about...but it might still work.


(That was terrible...)(Literally.)

Ab                    Cm
I don't feel that I'm feeling
your feelings,

Ab                            Cm
About these feelings that you feel
(You know what? f**k this! I'm outta here!)

Ab                         Cm
Let's get married and have babies
(Just kidding!)

Ab                   Eb
'Cause orgasm equals love!
       Ab              Eb
'Cause erections equal love,
       Ab                 Eb
'Cause ejaculation equals love,
           Ab                        Eb
'Cause deep throating blowjobs equal love,
             Ab             Eb
'Cause salad tossing equals love,
          Ab              Eb
Double penetration equals love,
            Ab              Eb
an*l kidney punching equals love,
             Ab              Eb
'Cause dirty sanchez's equal love,
                Ab              Eb
'Cause Cleveland steamers equal love,


'Cause tying you up to my bed and gagging you with your own panties
and sticking my wiener in between your boobies and cumming all over your chin equals love! <3