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Protomartyr - The Chuckler Bass

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The Chuckler Bass

(ver. 1)
Protomartyr
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It meant a lot to me then, it matters less to me now
 
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And any pleasure derived / Was knowing that they'd never feel as good
 
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As a badge pinned on a thrift store coat that smelled of sauerkraut and cloves
 
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An angry customer's face
Confused because they didn't get their way
Is something they would never allow / But they have to allow
Because this pitiful exchange will be the sole high point of our day
 
 
[Chorus]
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I guess I'll keep on chuckling
'til there's no more breath in my lungs
And it really doesn't matter at all
Ha ha
 
 
[Verse] x2
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War, and rumors of war
 
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Clouds of poison in the sky and poison in the soil
 
Lord, how I wish there was a better ending to this joke
 
 
[Verse] x2
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It meant a lot to me then, it matters less to me now
 
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All calls are answered / It's no bother, I just wanted to talk
 
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To the direct marketer from Bangalore or was it Mahabalipuram?
 
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He tried to sell me on a credit card
I asked about the weather and whether his life was hard
You say your name is Lazlo?  I don't think that is true
Because Yar, I know a Lazlo  And he doesn't sound half as smart as you
 
 
[Chorus]
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I guess I'll keep on chuckling
'til there's no more breath in my lungs
And it really doesn't matter at all
Ha ha
 
 
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War, and rumors of war
 
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Clouds of poison in the sky and poison in the soil
 
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Lord, how I wish there was a better ending to this joke
 
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War, and rumors of war
 
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Clouds of poison in the sky and poison in the soil
 
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Lord, how I wish there was a better ending to this joke
 
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