Pistol Annies - Unhappily Married Ukulele

Capo 2

All the verses are played with just the Low E string, not the full chord.

E
Must be mistaking me with a maid we don't have

Can't even wash your whiskey out your glass

I give you no loving in a month or so

Can't live without you but I can't let you go

A       E
Hey hey it's alright
B                E
Everybody fusses everybody fights
     A                  E
With all of the baggage you and me carry
                      B       E
We'll spend forever unhappily married

E
You better start working some over time

Can't buy high heels on nickels and dimes

You're going bald and I'm getting fat

I hate your mum and you hate my dad

A       E
Hey hey it's alright
B                E
Everybody fusses everybody fights
     A                  E
With all of the baggage you and me carry
                      B       E
We'll spend forever unhappily married

E
I'll cook your dinner if you wash my car

May as well keep going hell we made it this far

We'll both play our parts in this disaster

I'll be the b**ch and you be the bastard

A       E
Hey hey it's alright
B                E
Everybody fusses everybody fights
     A                  E
With all of the baggage you and me carry
                      B       E
We'll spend forever unhappily married

A       E
Hey hey it's alright
B                E
Everybody fusses everybody fights
     A                  E
With all of the baggage you and me carry
                      B       E
We'll spend forever unhappily married


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