Pinkard & Bowden - Friends In Crawl Spaces (Ballad Of Jeffery Dahmer) Chords

Friends In Crawl Spaces (Ballad Of Jeffery Dahmer)
By Pinkard & Bowden
rmofle at satx.rr.com
12/30/2004

A#dim7 - 002323

  A                      A#dim7
I made quite a splash, I hacked and I slashed 
   Bm
My way to the top of Page One 
    E         
The cops even checked but they didn't suspect 
      A
I was carving up fellers for fun 
     A                   A#dim7
Yes, I never thought I'd finally get caught 
  Bm                         Dm
I hope that they all rest in peace 
       E
'Cause I'm locked away, what more can I say 
         
'Cept what I told the police 


Chorus:
    A 
Aw, I've got friends in crawl spaces 
         A
I've got arms and legs and a few faces 
        Bm                      E
Stashed all around in different parts of town 
       A
Well I met 'em in bars on a friendly basis 
      A                   A7
Now I got 'em in jars and flower vases 
    Bm              E         A 
Oh, I've got friends in crawl spaces 

Instrumental 

I know I was wrong, I just don't belong 
I guess you've heard that one before 
But the guys they all dig me, I'm like Eleanor Rigby 
There's a face in a jar by my door 
I must be insane, got an abnormal brain 
What else could I do to get laid 
The guys that I date met a terrible fate 
They ended up lightly sautéed 

Chorus 2:
Aw, I've got friends in crawl spaces 
Every shape and size and all races 
All blood and guts, man, I must be nuts 
Well, I got one that'll really kill ya 
I'm the poster child for necrophilia 
I've got friends in crawl spaces 

(Aw, We're really cooking now) 

Well, I've got friends in crawl spaces 
I'm the queer that made Milwaukee famous 
Oh, I've got friends in crawl spaces