Paul Simon - Punkys Dilemma Chords

 Fmaj7        Gm7                  
Wish I was a Kellogg's Cornflake

C              Fmaj7             
 Floatin' in my bowl takin' movies,  

          Gm     Fmaj7                
 Relaxin' awhile,      livin' in style,   

Bb                                     Am
Talkin' to a raisin who 'casionn'ly plays LA.  

Fmaj7                   Gm  Fmaj7   
Casually glancing at his toupee.  


Fmaj7             Gm7             
     Wish I was an English muffin  

C                 Fmaj7                 
 'Bout to make the most out of a toaster.  


               Gm   Fmaj7                
I'd ease myself down,      comin' up brown.  


Bb                                       Am     
I prefer boysenberry more than any ordinary jam.  

     Fmaj7                    Gm   Fmaj7 
I'm a "Citizens for Boysenberry Jam" fan.  


Bbmaj7          Fmaj7 
Ah,      South California.  


               Gm7                             
  If I become a first lieutenant  

C                Fmaj7                
 Would you put my photo on your piano?  

      Gm    Fmaj7                
To Maryjane--      Best wishes, Martin.  

Bb                                           Am      
(Old Roger draft-dodger leavin' by the basement door),  

Fmaj7                     
Everybody knows what he's  

Bbmaj7                 Fmaj7 Gm7   
Tippy-toeing down there for.