Paul Simon - Cool Papa Bell Chords

[Intro]
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G       C   D
 
[Verse 1]
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It turns out to be
  C               D
A great thing for me
        G
I don't worry (and)
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I don't think (because)
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It's not my job to worry or to think
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  Not me
D
I'm more like
 
[Verse 2]
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G   C   D
 
G             C              D
Every day I'm here, I'm grateful
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And that's the gist of it
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Now, you may call that a bogus, bullsh*t
       G         C
New-Age point of view
 
[Chorus]
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But check out my tattoo
                    G     C  D
Says 'Wall-to-Wall Fun'
                    G     C  D
Does everyone know everyone?
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Mr. Wall-to-Wall Fun
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Meet Dr. Well, Well, Well
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And Cool Papa Bell
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The fastest man on Earth did dwell
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As Cool Papa Bell
 
[Bridge]
      C       D
Motherf**ker!
C    G
Ugly word!
    C         D
Ubiquitous and often heard
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As a substitute for someone's Christian name
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And I think yeah, the word is ugly, all the same
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Ugly got a case to make
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It's not like every rodent gets a birthday cake
C       G           C         D           C
No, it's, 'You're a chipmunk, how cute is that?'
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But you, you motherf**ker, are a filthy rat!
 
                G     C  D
And well, well, well
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Is it true, Papa Bell?
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That the beauties go to heaven
        C          D
And the ugly go to hell
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Cool Papa Bell?
                    G  C  D
Let the tubas cry!
 
[Verse 3]
         G
Have you all heard the news?
C       D
'Heaven Finally Found!'
G          C            D             G
Okay, it's six trillion light years away
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But we're all gonna get there someday
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Yes, we're all gonna get there one day
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And, we all gon-na, get, we all gonna get, we...
         G        C
But, but not you
D
You stay and explain
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The suffering and the pain you caused
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The thrill you feel when evil dreams come true
 
[Chorus]
D                   G     C  D
And check out my tattoo
                    G     C  D
Says 'Wall-to-Wall Fun'
                    G     C  D
Does everyone know everyone?
                 G    C  D
Mr. Wall-to-Wall Fun
                     G    C  D
Meet Dr. Well, Well, Well
        G   C        D
And Cool Papa Bell
               G        C       D
The fastest man on Earth did dwell
      G      C     D  G  C
As Cool Papa Bell
 
[Outro]
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And you’re never gonna stop him
  C
Never gonna stop
  D
Never gonna stop him
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I’m never gonna stop
      C
You never gonna
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Never gonna stop
D
No, no, you
           D
Ah, you're never gonna stop, you're never gonna stop